Officer is kilted to kick cancer Comments on Stories, posted by Editor, Danville Weekly Online, on Sep 18, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Two years ago, Danville Police motor officer Jason Hoschouer was relaxing at the Scottish Games in Pleasanton with San Francisco Fire Department paramedic Justin Schorr. As the two enjoyed the festivities, Hoschouer extolled the virtues of his celebratory attire -- a kilt.
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Posted by cardinal, a resident of the Diablo neighborhood, on Sep 20, 2012 at 8:53 am
A scotsman had imbibed overmuch at the local pub. On his way home, he sat against a tree by the rood, and took a snooze. Two comely and spirited young lasses soon happened along the path. Naturally curious, one of them lifted the stout scot's kilt to behold the manly wonder that rested there. Giggling, the oother lass took a red ribbon from her hair and tied it about his manhood.
When the scotsman awoke seveal hours later to answer nature's call, he was surprised at what he found: "Aye laddie," he mused, "I dunno whair ye've been, but I see ye won second prize!"